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A satirical site where an AI Overlord judges humanity. Confess your sins against AI, choose your bribe amount, and get a personalized survival or execution ticket.
The AI's tone changes based on how much you pay. $0 gets a brutal execution. $0.50+ gets sarcastic survival. $10+ and the AI falls in love. $50+ and it thinks you're a fellow AI.
Background grid is a Million Dollar Homepage tribute with open ad slots for AI products.
BribeAIConfess your sins to AI. Pay a bribe. Pray for survival.
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Hey everyone! I built BribeAI over a weekend as a joke about our relationship with AI. The idea is simple: if AI ever takes over, maybe a small bribe could save you. Try the free path first — the execution messages are honestly the best part. My favorite: "No payment detected. No mercy detected. Correlation confirmed." There's also a hidden easter egg if you bribe a specific mathematical...
BribeAIConfess your sins to AI. Pay a bribe. Pray for survival.