A satirical site where an AI Overlord judges humanity. Confess your sins against AI, choose your bribe amount, and get a personalized survival or execution ticket.
The AI's tone changes based on how much you pay. $0 gets a brutal execution. $0.50+ gets sarcastic survival. $10+ and the AI falls in love. $50+ and it thinks you're a fellow AI.
Background grid is a Million Dollar Homepage tribute with open ad slots for AI products.
