You Had One Job is a website health checker that tells you what’s broken, what’s dodgy, and what you probably should’ve fixed before putting it live. Paste in a URL and it checks performance, SEO, accessibility, security configuration and general technical health. Then it roasts the result. Because nobody needs another 40-page audit full of corporate nonsense. If your site is good, we’ll reluctantly admit it. If it’s bad, we’ll tell you exactly how bad, explain why, and show you what needs fixing. No signup. No fake “AI-powered” waffle. No pretending everything is critical just to sell you something. Just a website, a score, some questionable decisions, and the occasional: “You had one job.”

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Have a website? We'll tell you how badly it's behaving.

Have a website? We'll tell you how badly it's behaving.