"Is your horse and carriage in the shop? Are the shocks shot on your wheelbarrow? Luckily we can provide you with the only four wheels you'll ever need again. The Offerman Rocket marries the most essential technological development known to man–the wheel–and the most indestructible American wood in our lumber rack– white oak. Decorated with a handsome hand-painted racing stripe, this cruiser is sure to turn heads while frictionlessly moving your heaviest of loads."
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I really wanted this to be a smoking device, but this skateboard is pretty cool too.