Hey Product Hunt 👋 I'm a solo indie dev, and Sperm Race is my first mobile game. The idea started as a joke — "what if sperm cells raced each other?" — and I couldn't stop thinking about it, so I built an entire arcade racing game around the premise. It's for anyone who wants a quick, silly, low-stakes game to kill a few minutes — no grinding, no pressure, just chaotic physics-based racing across 4 modes (Racing, Adventure, Derby, Survival) and 120+ levels. It's free to play, monetized with light ads (about 1 interstitial every 5 races), and there's an optional one-time purchase to remove ads entirely if that's not your thing. This is my first launch on Product Hunt, so I'd genuinely love feedback on anything — difficulty balance, ad frequency, level design, or just "this is dumb and I love it." What's the funniest death you can create in a race?

Sperm Race

A hilariously chaotic sperm-racing game for mobile

A hilariously chaotic sperm-racing game for mobile