Skeptical Tom

Online reviews are a nightmare. From paid posts to bot traffic, it is hard to sift through all the noise when shopping on major retail channels. What if you could have a friendly AI cat aggregate all the reasons to skip your next impulse buy? Enter, Skeptical Tom. Please note that Skeptical Tom is powered by AI, and AI sometimes hallucinates, lies, misunderstands, or miscontextualizes. Tom's responses are intended primarily for entertainment purposes. Make sure to do your own product research as well. Safe shopping y’all!

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Delight when it comes to critically reviewing Amazon products. With his sharp wit and discerning eye, Tom offers refreshing and honest insights that are both entertaining and informative.

Honestly it's worth it just for the tone feature. Ever want a pirate to evaluate a lifting belt for you? "Arrr, me hearties! Ye be wantin' me opinion on this here weight belt, do ye? Well, let me tell ye, I be havin' me doubts about this fancy contraption. First off, I be hearin' some scallywags claimin' that this belt be good for heavy lifts. But let me ask ye this: how can a measly belt be addin' any significant strength to yer muscles? It be soundin' like a load of bilge to me! And what's this about support? Some landlubbers be sayin' it gives 'em the support they be lookin' for. But I reckon a true pirate don't need no fancy belt to hold 'im up! We be tough as nails, we be! And don't get me started on the claims of lower back support. I've sailed the seven seas without no belt, and me back be just fine! This be nothin' but a ploy to part ye from yer hard-earned doubloons. Now, I be hearin' some swashbucklers be singin' praises for the velcro on this belt. But let me tell ye, velcro be no match for the strength of a true pirate! I've seen many a velcro rip in me day, and I reckon this one be no different. So, me mateys, if ye be lookin' to save yer back and lift like a true pirate, I'd be suggestin' ye steer clear of this here weight belt. Stick to the old-fashioned ways and let yer muscles do the talkin'. Arrr!"