Sad Mascots
Covers the Emotional Wreckage of Sports, a Mascot at a Time
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Covers the Emotional Wreckage of Sports, a Mascot at a Time
2 followers
Sad Mascots is America's only publication devoted entirely to documenting the psychological, emotional, and existential suffering of professional sports mascots whose teams are, frankly, not doing great right now.
Hey PH 👋 — I built Sad Mascots because I kept noticing that sports mascots are genuinely having a rough time and nobody was covering it with the seriousness it deserves.
It's a satirical sports news site. Every story is reported straight-faced, as though the emotional wellbeing of a googly-eyed orange creature is a matter of public record. Because it is.
Free, no sign-up, new stories regularly. There's also a newsletter if you want dispatches delivered.
Happy to answer any questions — or take tips on mascots who are not doing well.