Roast my app by Appcrush: Get roasted. Then a creator films it and posts it.

I run Appcrush, a small marketplace where app developers get short UGC videos from real creators. Talking to developers, two things kept coming up: they spend months on the product and ten minutes on the page that sells it, and when they do get a video made, a file sitting in a folder brings zero installs.

Roast my app fixes the first one. Paste any App Store, Google Play or website link and an AI roast comic reads the public page and the first screenshots, marks five things out of 20 (promise, subtitle, screenshots, proof, first line), adds them up, and gives you a verdict you'll want to screenshot. Every loss comes with a fix you can ship today, and the fix is now a whole listing kit: subtitle, App Store keywords, promo text, captions and release note, copy-paste ready in six languages. Free, no sign-up, and the scale is strict: 50 is average and Spotify gets a 51.

Appcrush fixes the second one. The roast ends in a 15-second script and a job post. A real creator (with reach we read from their own TikTok, Instagram or YouTube, not a number they typed) films it, then posts it on their channel and hands you a Spark Ads code so you can boost it. They price the post themselves, they send you the link, and the posting fee only leaves escrow after you confirm it's live. You get reach, not a file.

Also free today: a Launch kit that turns your store listing into Product Hunt gallery images in ten seconds. And for the ones who want to keep score, Appcrush Pro ($29/mo) re-roasts your app and your competitors every Monday and roasts your paywall screenshots the same way.

Roast your own app or site and tell me where it's wrong.