Hey Product Hunt! 👋 Built this because I'm tired of the "new year, new me" delusion cycle. Here's the truth: 80% of resolutions fail by February. January 10th is literally called "Quitter's Day" because that's when most people give up. So I thought - what if brutal honesty was actually the best motivation? **What it does now:** Enter your resolution, rate your confidence, and get roasted with a personalized quit date prediction. The AI calibrates its brutality to your delusion level - high confidence + history of failure = maximum devastation. **Where it's going:** This is just the starting point. The vision is motivation through roasting: - 🏆 Leaderboard to compete with friends (who can outlast their quit date?) - 📊 Check-ins that roast your progress (or lack thereof) - 🤝 Partnerships with coaches and accountability services for people who want to actually follow through Think of it as the anti-motivational-poster approach to self-improvement. We roast you into action. It's free, no signup, takes 30 seconds. What's your resolution? Drop it below and I'll tell you when you'll quit. 🔥 This positions it as a platform with a roadmap, not just a one-off toy - makes it more interesting to the PH crowd.

Resolution Roast

AI roasts your resolution and predicts when you'll quit

AI roasts your resolution and predicts when you'll quit