Hey Product Hunt! 👋

I built ReadmeRoast in a weekend after a humbling realization: I'd spent months building projects, and my READMEs were quietly sabotaging all of them. The repo IS the landing page — and mine read like commit messages with ambition.
So I built the reviewer I needed: paste any public GitHub repo, and it delivers a comedy-club roast — a Burn Rating out of 100, a "set list" of critiques, and the part that actually matters: a complete rewritten README you can copy and ship immediately. Every burn comes with a fix.

First thing I did was point it at my own security project. It scored 62/100 and called it "a TED talk that forgot to mention where you buy tickets." It flagged my missing license and absent install instructions. It was right. I fixed both. That's the whole loop: roast → fix → ship.

Under the hood it's deliberately boring: a single-page Next.js app, one serverless route, Claude via Vercel's AI Gateway, no database, no signup, MIT-licensed on GitHub.
My ask: roast your own repo and tell me the harshest line it gave you — best burn in the comments gets a place of honor and if it breaks on some cursed README format, tell me; I'll be fixing things live all day.

🔥 https://readme-roast.vercel.app

ReadmeRoast

Your README gets roasted. Your repo gets better.

Your README gets roasted. Your repo gets better.