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Probably Useless
Bad advice. Surprisingly confident. Zero qualifications.
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Bad advice. Surprisingly confident. Zero qualifications.
1 follower
Decision paralysis over the things that never deserved a boardroom committee. Whether it's drafting a risky 8-month 'hey' text to your ex, debating a 3:00 AM snack, or talking yourself into a third identical pair of sneakers—friends are tired of hearing about it, and ChatGPT is too polite to tell you the harsh truth. Probably Useless gives you the unqualified, hilarious, and brutally honest second opinion you were secretly looking for
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Hey Product Hunt! 👋
I'm Emal, creator of Probably Useless.
The tech world spends millions optimizing AI to solve enterprise logistics and generate quarterly slide decks. But nobody was building an AI for what humans actually need at 2 AM: an unqualified bot telling them whether they should send a risky text or eat cold pizza over the sink.
So I built Probably Useless (https://probablyuseless.site) — an unnecessarily good website for unnecessarily bad advice.
Here is what you can do with it:
1. Type any dilemma, big or trivial ("Should I quit my job?", "Is one more episode a bad idea?").
2. Upload a photo or screenshot if you want visual judgment.
3. Choose your flavor: Be Honest, Roast Me, Absolutely Stupid, or Destroy Me.
4. Get an immediate verdict, an unhelpful explanation, and a completely fabricated confidence meter between 70% and 100%.
5. Download a verdict card for your group chat.
Best of all: zero accounts, zero ads, and zero server databases storing your late-night insecurities.
Take it for a spin today, throw your worst life dilemmas at it, and drop your favorite verdicts in the comments below! I'd love to hear what you think (or what bad choices it talked you out of). 🚀