Play Hooky.today: Buy fake excuses to miss anything! (school/work/events)

Hey guys! Working on a project that was initially a complete joke while I used it for some stage/film props as real looking receipts/certificates and more until I realized it could be used as fake excuses (at your own discretion) to miss anything. After months in figuring how legal (..and well, ethical) it was, I decided to pursue it after hundreds came back asking if this was real or not. We craft excuses that you can buy to miss anything...Let's say you want to skip an event and you need a valid excuse and proof to miss it. We'll say Bueller was on a business trip out-of-state, we generate a beautiful custom excuse for this, print professional thermal paper receipts for misc. charges, generate hotel confirmations/taxi receipts to rental cars AND instantly scaffold a website that mirrors like a hotel! To bring it to the next level, we can generate numbers that use an amazing TTS service that will state anything needed and go straight to voicemail if they even try calling. First 1000 to sign-up gets a FREE $20 value of excuses! Hit me with any questions or concerns! We'll be releasing very soon this summer, so grab on those free excuses and pass it around :-) All the best, Dylan