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Cyclops calms your angry texts and roasts you a little
15 followers
Cyclops calms your angry texts and roasts you a little
15 followers
Paste (or speak) the message you're about to regret, and Cyclops, a one-eyed desk mascot, hands back a version that won't get you blocked or fired. He roasts you a bit for how heated you got, then reads the calm version aloud in the accent of your choice (Irish, Aussie, Scottish, British, American), in virtually any language. Pick your bite: sensible, petty, or talk-me-out. He steams, dozes, squeaks, and hides a few easter eggs. No account, no ads, nothing stored. Free.
