Hello Product Hunt! I'm one of the creators of Oksusy, the world's first emotionally intelligent, parasitic phone charger. Let's be real. Your phone is a black rectangle of anxiety. It judges you with notification badges and abandons you with a dead battery. We thought: what if we could fight judgment with better judgment? And thus, Oksusy was born. She's not a simple charger. She's a symbiote. She latches onto your phone with 10,000 micro-suction tentacles and feeds on the wasted energy of your screen glow. The more you doomscroll, the more powerful she becomes. It's a perpetual cycle of guilt and energy! Why we built her: To End Charger Tribalism: We're bringing world peace. Team Fruit Phone or Team Green Robot? Susy doesn't care. She judges us all equally. To Give Your Phone a Soul: Watch her face change from happy to anxious to peacefully deceased as your battery dies. It's like a Tamagotchi, but for your crippling screen-time addiction. To Annoy You Gently: Her gentle "nom nom nom" feeding sounds and 3 AM sighs are phonetically designed for universal, low-grade irritation. You'll love it. She's will be available in several collectible species, including the ultra-rare Translucent Susy, so you can watch her "bio-mechanical organs" fail in real-time. We've been dying to unleash this upon the world. She's available in several collectible species, including the ultra-rare Translucent Susy, so you can watch her "bio-mechanical organs" fail in real-time.

OKSusy

The perpetual screen glow-to-energy™ device

The perpetual screen glow-to-energy™ device