Oh S**t, No S**t: Dog Shit Removal Service

Hey PH! I’m the maker of “Oh Shit, No Shit.” 💩 This looks like a joke — it isn’t. It’s a real, functioning service and a conceptual artwork. What it does When you step in dog poop (we’ve all been there), we restore your shoe — deep clean, disinfect, deodorize — and, honestly, your dignity. Why I built it A few days ago I stepped in it myself. The shame + helplessness was wild. I realized I would’ve paid anything to make it go away. This project turns that private humiliation into a public ritual of care. You’re not alone. How it works Bag your shoe (twice). Place a $1000 order — one simple tier. We email shipping instructions → you send the shoe like a normal package. We clean, disinfect, neutralize odors, and send it back fresh. Who it’s for People who want a discreet, premium, no-questions-asked fix to a very human problem. Price & scope $1000 flat (one shoe). Based in Europe — serving clients worldwide. Optional before/after photos upon request. Art angle The service is also a performance about shame, care, and value. The absurd becomes real — that’s the point. Ask Tell me what you think about the concept, the copy, the flow. Would you change anything about the on-boarding or the way we communicate the art/real split? Happy to answer everything in the thread — from materials we can handle to logistics. Thanks for reading! 🙏 — Maker of Oh Shit, No Shit Saving soles, one step at a time.