nuking.site
Free website damage assessment. Score, roast, fixes.
3 followers
Free website damage assessment. Score, roast, fixes.
3 followers
Paste any URL. We run Lighthouse, check security headers, probe WordPress for exposed files, test links, and read your copy. You get a 0–100 blast radius, a roast written from the real findings, and a ranked fix list. Free, no signup, 60 seconds.
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Hi Product Hunt. I'm Nikusha, I build WordPress tools under Ruthless WP, and I got tired of audit tools that hand you a 40-page PDF nobody reads.
nuking.site does one thing: it scans your site and tells you what's broken in a way you'll actually remember. Every roast line is tied to a measurable finding. If your LCP is 8.4 seconds, you hear about it. If xmlrpc.php is enabled, you hear about that too. Nothing is invented, and we roast the site, never the people behind it.
What it checks: Core Web Vitals on mobile (via Lighthouse), security headers, HTTPS setup, version leaks, WordPress exposure (readme, xmlrpc, REST user enumeration, visible plugin versions), broken links, SEO basics, accessibility, and whether a stranger can understand what you sell in five seconds.
What it doesn't do: log in, submit forms, or change anything. It's passive, rate-limited, and shows up in your logs as NukingSiteBot.
The free roast is public and shareable. If you want every finding with step-by-step fixes, the full damage assessment is $10. Sites that score 95+ can claim a spot in the bunker.
For launch day: I'll personally review the roast of every site posted in the comments and reply with the one fix I'd do first. Paste your URL below.
Blast radius of this landing page: 4. We checked twice.