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No-Homo Forever!

No-Homo Forever!

Never let your friends get away with calling you gay again!

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Have you ever wanted to gurgle penises without your friends calling you gay? Now you can. The No-Homo Chip™ uses patented Quantum™ NFC technology to emit a constant field of plausible deniability around the wearer — keeping you officially, verifiably heterosexual, no matter how many balls you gurgle!

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Here are the founders, developers, designers and product people who worked on No-Homo Forever!

Yossarian
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