Our baby just shit so hard it came out the top of the diaper. And your tracker says "Diaper logged successfully." Boring. No Fuss roasts you instead. Hit 50 diapers: "You've seen some shit. Literally." 🏅 With confetti. Boob timer, poop button, partner sync, offline mode. Log anything in 5 seconds. Free. Built at 3am by a parents who forgot when baby was last fed.

Hey PH. I'm a brand new first time dad behind No Fuss. It's 3am as I write this. Baby is asleep. I'm afraid to breathe, but there's poop on my hand from just changing her and I need to wash them. I tried baby tracking apps like Huckleberry, but at this hour, the last thing I want to do is scroll through all the different options, fill out 5 answers to describe the yellow colored fluids that just came out of her while I'm half asleep. I also don't need to have AI integrations or a $20/month subscription. Here's the thing. I didn't build another baby tracker. I built the only one that's actually fun to use and has the minimum needed so you can feel safe about your baby while having the info your doctor will need. Every other tracker says "Diaper logged successfully." Ours says things like : - "First poop logged. Welcome to your new obsession." 💩 - "25 diapers. You rank shit by smell now." 🏅 - "50 diapers. You've seen some shit. Literally." ✨ - "100 diapers. You deserve a damn medal." 🥇 - "500 diapers. Put 'hazmat experience' on your resume." 👑 That's real in-app copy. With confetti. Every milestone roasts you, congratulates you, and reminds you that you're doing this whole parenting thing while smelling like spit-up and running on 3 hours of sleep. We built this because every tracker we tried felt like filling out a hospital form at 3am. We wanted something that made us laugh at 3am when we desperately needed it. What it does: Feedings (breast with L/R timer, bottle, formula), diapers, sleep, partner sync so you can each stay up-to-date, 4 themes, offline mode. It's a PWA — works on any device, no app store required. What makes it different: The app talks to you like a friend, not a medical device. Other apps have AI sleep predictors. We have a poop button and 30+ milestones that will make you laugh at 3am. We read every comment. Tell us what's missing, what's broken, or what milestone copy would make you actually spit out your cold coffee.

No Fuss - Baby Tracker With Attitude

Boob timer, poop counter, sleep tracker. Swears a little.

Boob timer, poop counter, sleep tracker. Swears a little.