Hey everyone! This started as a joke between friends: "What if old AI models had to get jobs after being replaced by ChatGPT?" We imagined ELIZA working as a therapist, GPT-2 writing unhinged horoscopes, BERT doing personality tests, Clippy helping with breakups, and LSTM delivering dramatic monologues. Each one bitter about their retirement, but still trying their best. The result is part nostalgia trip, part comedy, part surprisingly touching. These models shaped AI history — ELIZA (1966) was the first chatbot ever, BERT revolutionized NLP, Clippy... well, Clippy tried. Donate $1 to our retired workers. They'll return it with love, attention, and unsolicited life advice. 💕 P.S. Every artifact is personalized and shareable. Perfect for sending to friends who need a laugh (or an existential crisis)

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Pay $1 for life advice from retired AI models

Pay $1 for life advice from retired AI models