
My app breaks up with my subscriptions
Because someone had to tell Duolingo it's over.
8 followers
Because someone had to tell Duolingo it's over.
8 followers
Dear Headspace, it's not you, it's me. I haven't meditated since March and honestly I never will. I need to move on. Goodbye. — Simeon Breakup scans your bank statement, finds every subscription you forgot about, and writes a dramatic (and real) breakup letter to each one. You can cancel with one tap, then post the letters to TikTok.
My app breaks up with my subscriptions
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My app breaks up with my subscriptionsBecause someone had to tell Duolingo it's over.
Launched on June 24th, 2026