LazyToll: The subscription that charges you for not starting.

🚨 Launch Day: LazyToll is Live on Product Hunt! 🚨

The world’s first procrastination punishment subscription.
Because if you’re not building, you should be paying.
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Hey PH friends 👋

I’m super excited (and a little nervous) to launch LazyToll today — a project that’s been stuck in my head for too long (ironic, I know). LazyToll is for people like me: idea machines, notebook fillers, Miro board artists… who don’t actually launch anything.

So, what’s LazyToll?

It’s the subscription that charges you for not starting.
No content. No tool. No productivity hacks. Just a monthly fee that *hurts a little* and reminds you:
“Hey genius, maybe it’s time to finally build the thing.”

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🙋 Who is LazyToll for?

You might recognize yourself here...

🌀 The Dreamer
You’ve got the spark. You’ve got ideas. Everyone tells you you’re destined to be the next [insert billionaire here]… but you’re stuck at “someday.”
Well… someday is costing you 20 bucks a month now.

📐 The Planner
You’ve got the Notion doc. The roadmap. The branding. The design system.
But not a single user.
That shiny new productivity app won’t build your product. But maybe this little sting will.

♻️ The Overthinker
Your product is 99% done. You keep tweaking. Iterating. Reading launch checklists.
You're "almost there"… for 6 months now.
LazyToll is your monthly invoice for all that intellectual rent you're paying.

🚀 The Starter
You started! Huge. You even told your friends. But now your repo is sleeping.
That final 5% is holding you back. Your future customers are mad.
Also, I’m mad. Because in some universe you launched, and I’m a happy user. So now you owe me $5/month for not existing.
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🤷 Why I built this

Honestly? For fun.
I’m not trying to build a VC-backed startup here.

I just wanted to create something honest and a little absurd — something that speaks to those of us who have all the ideas but keep dodging the execution part.

I’m not preaching from a pedestal — I’m subscribed to my own product 😅

LazyToll is my own little kick in the ass. And maybe it’ll be yours too.
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❤️ Who should use this?

If you’ve been stuck in “planning mode,” “next week,” or “I just need to tweak X” mode — LazyToll is for you. It’s dumb-simple, slightly painful, and incredibly motivating.

And if you do launch your project?

Cancel.

I’ll be proud of you. (And I’ll probably upvote it on Product Hunt.)
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Thanks for reading. If you vibe with this, I’d love your support today :)

And more importantly — let’s build our sh*t.

It’s the subscription that charges you for not starting.
No content. No tool. No productivity hacks. Just a monthly fee that *hurts a little* and reminds you:
“Hey genius, maybe it’s time to finally build the thing.”