
LazyToll
The subscription that charges you for not starting.
21 followers
The subscription that charges you for not starting.
21 followers
Your dreams have a price. Starting $5/month. No content. No tool. No productivity hacks. Just a monthly fee that hurts a little and reminds you: “Hey genius, maybe it’s time to finally build the thing.”




🚨 Launch Day: LazyToll is Live on Product Hunt! 🚨
The world’s first procrastination punishment subscription.
Because if you’re not building, you should be paying.
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Hey PH friends 👋
I’m super excited (and a little nervous) to launch LazyToll today — a project that’s been stuck in my head for too long (ironic, I know). LazyToll is for people like me: idea machines, notebook fillers, Miro board artists… who don’t actually launch anything.
So, what’s LazyToll?
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🙋 Who is LazyToll for?
You might recognize yourself here...
🌀 The Dreamer
You’ve got the spark. You’ve got ideas. Everyone tells you you’re destined to be the next [insert billionaire here]… but you’re stuck at “someday.”
Well… someday is costing you 20 bucks a month now.
📐 The Planner
You’ve got the Notion doc. The roadmap. The branding. The design system.
But not a single user.
That shiny new productivity app won’t build your product. But maybe this little sting will.
♻️ The Overthinker
Your product is 99% done. You keep tweaking. Iterating. Reading launch checklists.
You're "almost there"… for 6 months now.
LazyToll is your monthly invoice for all that intellectual rent you're paying.
🚀 The Starter
You started! Huge. You even told your friends. But now your repo is sleeping.
That final 5% is holding you back. Your future customers are mad.
Also, I’m mad. Because in some universe you launched, and I’m a happy user. So now you owe me $5/month for not existing.
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🤷 Why I built this
Honestly? For fun.
I’m not trying to build a VC-backed startup here.
I just wanted to create something honest and a little absurd — something that speaks to those of us who have all the ideas but keep dodging the execution part.
I’m not preaching from a pedestal — I’m subscribed to my own product 😅
LazyToll is my own little kick in the ass. And maybe it’ll be yours too.
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❤️ Who should use this?
If you’ve been stuck in “planning mode,” “next week,” or “I just need to tweak X” mode — LazyToll is for you. It’s dumb-simple, slightly painful, and incredibly motivating.
And if you do launch your project?
Cancel.
I’ll be proud of you. (And I’ll probably upvote it on Product Hunt.)
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Thanks for reading. If you vibe with this, I’d love your support today :)
And more importantly — let’s build our sh*t.
Hehe cool concept! All the best with the launch.