HoopyClaw: OpenClaw, PicoClaw & nanobot — deployed in 30 seconds

Hey Product Hunt! 👋 I'm Jose, founder of Hoopytech, a small AI consultancy in Castellón, Spain. When OpenClaw went viral, we saw the same thing everyone saw: an incredible AI agent that most people can't actually use. The setup is complex, you need your own server, and one misconfiguration can turn it into a security nightmare. So we built HoopyClaw: managed hosting for OpenClaw, PicoClaw, and nanobot. You pick the engine, we handle the rest. Your agent is live on WhatsApp, Telegram, Discord — in 30 seconds, no terminal required. We're a 3-person team running our own GPU infrastructure from Spain. We use these agents every day and got tired of babysitting servers, so we figured others felt the same. First month 50% of discount for the first 250 users — code PRODUCTHUNT at checkout. Which engine would you pick — the full power of OpenClaw, the tiny footprint of PicoClaw, or the simplicity of nanobot? 🦞🦐🤖