GROUNDHOG-DAY.com

Good morning campers, rise and shine 👋 I created GROUNDHOG-DAY.com because one year ago today I was personally scandalized how shady this whole business is: - firstly, the historical data is pretty hard to find - secondly, some predicting groundhogs are (upon closer inspection) lobsters - and finally (the smoking gun), the mechanism for weather predictions literally relies on shade There is a scientific consensus that the earth’s climate is warming, and yet we still have climate-denying groundhogs blithely making “longer winter” predictions every year with low accuracy rates and even less accountability. There is no denying groundhogs are cute, but absolute power corrupts absolutely. Bing! GROUNDHOG-DAY.com is the cleanest, mobile-friendliest, transparent-est data source for reliable, structured Groundhog Day information. - Browse through all of North America’s predicting groundhogs and their prediction history - Find aggregate predictions grouped by past years to see what the marmot majority foretold (it’s like the 4/5 dentists recommend Colgate thing) - Road trip across the continent to find the groundhog with the zaniest backstory If you are an investigative journalist, an academic, or an app developer looking for a really bad way to predict weather, there is also an enterprise-grade API you can use to get instant groundhog predictions on demand. There’s even an OpenAPI schema for Chrissake — what more do you want? What’s the catch? Nothing, it's just a public good. No subscription model, no premium tier, no upcharges of any kind: GROUNDHOG-DAY.com is free as in speech and free as in Polk County Paula’s beer.