deOptimize.me

Have you ever looked at a peace of text and wondered ... “Hmm. Interesting. Since when does Adam use semicolons?” ??? Everyone's suddenly flawless... and everyone is exactly the same level of flawless...AI writes so perfectly now that if you send a clean email, people start squinting at you with suspision... Say hello to "Deoptimize.me" ... The world’s first “Human-as-a-Service” platform that exists specifically to make your writing "slightly" worse. Not catastrophically bad... just human enough that people go, “Ah yes, this person is real and possibly hungry.” We MANUALLY add: - harmless typos that your brain swears weren’t there a second ago - run-on sentences that just sort of keep going until they get tired - tiny emotional spirals - that faint sense of “did I leave the stove on?” There’s no AI behind this. No LLM. Just Dave, a regular guy in the Bay Area who’s very tired, slightly overcaffeinated, and insists that 97% of his personality is “trying his best.” He, ocassionally misspells words and doesn’t even notice (see what I did there? probably not, neither did he). It’s free to try (unless you want Dave to hurry, in which case he’ll accept payment in coffee, snacks, or emotional support). Let us know what you think... oh btw, Dave is hiring...spread the word!!! - Vivek + Dave