CryptoJunks

The fall of western civilization is nigh

Hello! Megan here :) I recently teamed up with two of my best friends to give birth to our sweet little dumpster baby, the CryptoJunks! Our mission is to create the magic we want to see in the world. And right now, we happen to want to see dicks on the blockchain. Some of the magical things we’ve accomplished: - Junks are hidden from search results on OpenSea for being NSFW! Hey look ma, we made it! - Junks are SVGs that we are putting on-chain this month, to live forever. We’re not selling links to JPGs. This Junk is junking up the blockchain permanently. - The art is semi-generative, created by our artists' hands and our code ... achieving mutual satisfaction. - Junks are minted with our own Solidity contract full of expletives and superfluous garbage, just as God intended. - More than 300 people now own Junks, but they’re not for everyone. We’re gonna do what we’re gonna do and you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do. This isn’t watered-down bandwagon stuff. It’s dicks. And vaginas. Because they’re funny. And we want to look at them. Forever. (Don't you? One of us! One of us!) Sales for Gen 0 Junks ends on June 14. Then we’re going to focus on new mechanics that give Junk owners the tools to create the magic they want to see in the world, as long as that magic is more Junks. ;)

I am somewhat embarrassed to say I actually kinda love this project. The only issue is that Ethereum is so expensive and hard to use. I'm wondering whether you have considered deploying in an alternative scaling solution? I am particularly super interested in Aurora (Ethereum L2 build on NEAR: Aurora.dev). I know the team, let me know if you'd like an intro to penetrate that ecosystem with your crypto junk ;)

Any trunks?