ClackZilla: Turn any keyboard into anything

My coworker bought a $200 mechanical keyboard, so I made my $5 one sound like a shotgun. ClackZilla plays any sound on any keypress — 11 packs, per-key custom mapping, your own clips. System-wide, fully offline, no telemetry. $4.99 once. No subscription.

Hey PH 👋 ClackZilla exists because the guy next to me bought a $200 mechanical keyboard and became the loudest man in the office. I don't complain — I escalate. So I built a tool that plays any sound on any keypress, and now my $5 membrane keyboard racks a shotgun when I hit Enter. By day 3 he was literally begging (the message is on the landing page). By week 2 the joke had become a real product: - 11 sound packs — Cherry Blues, creamy thock, typewriter with a real carriage bell, terminal bleeps, bubbles (video-call safe), shotgun (not video-call safe) - Per-key mapping — spacebar = explosion, backspace = sad trombone, your call - Bring your own clips — any WAV/MP3 onto any key - Privacy by architecture: fully offline, no network requests, no account, no telemetry. It knows THAT you typed, never WHAT you typed. - $2.99, once. A subscription for boom noises would be a war crime. Windows today, macOS in the works. Tell me what sound pack to build next — the comments design the roadmap. And yes, there's a Silent pack. For cowards.

Small correction to my own post: the price is $4.99, not $2.99 — I wrote this comment before I settled on the final price and PH won't let me edit it. Still one-time, still no subscription. Sorry for the mixup.