CaviarDrip: Fund ad-free culture writing with literal heirloom seeds 🌱

Hey Product Hunt! I’m Seb, founder of CaviarDrip. I got fed up with the modern web. Finding something actually worth reading, watching, or listening to shouldn't require fighting through 30 minutes of infinite scroll algorithms, aggressive ads, and AI-generated SEO slop. I built CaviarDrip as an exit from that mess. A clean, ad-free sanctuary for real culture, stamped with our writers' seal of approval. The goal is simple: help you find your next favorite piece of culture in 30 seconds flat. To keep the platform 100% ad-free and pay our independent writers fair rates without selling out to corporate sponsors or taking VC money, we decided to raise a pre-seed round... literally. For $25 CAD (~$18 USD), your "seed investment" gets you: 🌱 A packet of rare heirloom seeds (actual seed capital) ✉️ A physical letter typed on paper (no Substack, no unsubscribe link) 📜 A share certificate for 0.00% equity (a frameable trophy of terrible financial discipline) 🎁 A surprise gift for our first 100 backers All funds go directly into our independent writer fund, and the first 100 backers lock in permanent membership to the CaviarDrip OG Founders Club. I’d love to hear your thoughts on the platform design, our funding model, or your favorite movie/book recommendations! I'll be here all day answering questions.