I'm launching Branchpost on Wednesday. It's a tool that opens AI blog drafts as pull requests instead of "click generate, get slop". Building it I had to read a LOT of AI-written blog posts to understand what makes them obviously fake.
The worst patterns I've seen:
"In today's fast-paced digital landscape..."
14 headings, every section says the same thing
The phrase "unlock the power of" appearing 4 times in 1000 words
Fake statistics with no source
A bulleted list that's just the headings rewritten
What's the slop pattern that makes you close the tab immediately?