BOB THE BRICK
Your New Best Friend
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Your New Best Friend
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BOB THE BRICK is a great paper weight, doorstop, coffee coaster and self defense weapon. He's your new best friend. He's a "real" brick and includes the hilarious book "Bob the Brick. A Bedtime Story for All Ages. Shipping is Free. (The first 500 books are signed and numbered). Order for yourself and all your cool friends.
"DEATH TO ZOMBIES" COFFEE
Bob is an organic, non-GMO, pesticide free, grass fed, non-shedding brick. No animals were harmed in any of the tests performed with Bob. One human, however, was knocked unconscious and sent to the hospital during
the filming of the self-defense video clip.
Pros:Bob is my new BFF. He listens to every word I say. He hardly ever asks me for money or food. He also makes a really cool coffee coaster.
Cons:Can't find any problems with Bob, he's near perfect.