Hi Everyone,
First it was glitter. Then it was gummy dicks. And now this.......My name is Jason, and I'm the creator of Awesome Insults.
True, the concept of anonymously sending your family, friends, and enemies a little payback is nothing new. However, I like to think that it's clever use of comedic setups and punchlines combined with a shitty little keychain gives it just enough panache (..or 'pan ass' if your name is Stephen) to set it apart from the rest of the crowd. At the very least, I hope it will give everyone a good laugh.
And with the holidays quickly approaching, I'm sure you can think of at least one person who has earned the distinct privilege and honor of being on the receiving end of this AWESOME gift! Now, go forth and bask in the glory of sweet revenge!