Hey Product Hunt 👋 I’m Raf. I’ve been building in public for a while now: a Chrome extension, content sites, tools for other makers, the usual indie maker chaos and being all over the place without much focus. At some point I realized I was seeing the exact same landing page over and over: purple gradient, three-card feature grid, “trusted by 5,000+ teams,” founder photo that fails reverse image search, and a waitlist that somehow replaced the actual product. I started screenshotting them. Then scoring them. Then writing the notes that eventually became the taxonomy on ShitFast. ShitFast is an attempt at a satirical archive of those pages. Every entry gets a ShitScore based on the same tropes we all recognize: gradients, 3-feature-grid density, trust-signal hallucination, product-proof absence, and the rest. It’s equal parts forensic lab and comedy club for people who ship (or have to look at) startup websites every day. You can browse the full archive, filter by category, open individual roast files, or submit a URL when you spot a particularly bad one. Site owners can request removal anytime, no questions asked (except for proof of ownership). I’m especially curious what the PH community thinks of the scoring criteria (in Taxonomy) and an example interactive calculator. What tropes am I missing? Which ones should be weighted heavier? And if you’ve got a landing page that deserves its own exhibit, drop the link. Thanks for checking it out! Raf

ShitFast

An archive of landing pages that read like 1 LLM wrote them.

An archive of landing pages that read like 1 LLM wrote them.