Make My Link Longer

The URL-elongator you've always needed

#1 Product of the DayMay 10, 2019
There's many services like bit.ly and others that are very useful when you need to make a link shorter.
But what if you need to make your link longer? There's not much you can do.
Meet "make my link longer", the world's first service for making links longer.
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38 Reviews4.1/5
thanks this is exactly what i didn't know i needed

Finally, a tool that helps me overcome my crippling insecurity about small, short links. I tried it out, and sure enough, my links were substantially longer. Feeling confident, I decided to give the ol' dating game a try again and created a Tinder profile with a bunch of shirtless selfies and a few pictures of my newly elongated links. Didn't get any matches, but whatever, with links like these nothing can get me down.

Pros:

My links are bigger and longer

Cons:

This hasn't boosted the number of matches I get on Tinder. Quite the opposite actually.

John this is brilliant!
John, are you sure nothing can get you down? With links this long you might find it difficult to stand straight.
Now I've changed my gmail footer link to a long link I can already see more people clicking which makes sense, hey it's long and can't be ignored. This works especially well with very short body texts in the email like 'hi' or 'thx' due to better contrast
@flowen_nl This is an excellent use case, thank you for sharing! Another one that I thought of is when you need to make your school essay longer, like 5000 characters. Instead of writing, you can simply make the sources/references section longer by making the links longer.

Feels good

Pros:

My link looks bigger than the others in chat rooms.

Cons:

Doesn’t fit in a tight address bar

The utm params are hilarious: utm_campaign=THIS_TOTALLY_UNOBTRUSIVE_CAMPAIGN_NAME&utm_content=some_sad_place_on_the_internet&more_ridiculous_things_in_your_links=because_why_not&maybe_we_can=write_poetry_in_utm_links&utm_utm_utm_utm_utm_param=bye&oh_and_dont_forget_the_facebook_click_id=thanks
@inthe0n - lol for sure hilarious