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BribeAI

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Confess your sins to AI. Pay a bribe. Pray for survival.

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Confess your sins to AI. Pay a bribe. Pray for survival.

1 follower

A satirical site where an AI Overlord judges humanity. Confess your sins against AI, choose your bribe amount, and get a personalized survival or execution ticket. The AI's tone changes based on how much you pay. $0 gets a brutal execution. $0.50+ gets sarcastic survival. $10+ and the AI falls in love. $50+ and it thinks you're a fellow AI. Background grid is a Million Dollar Homepage tribute with open ad slots for AI products.

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Framer — Launch websites with enterprise needs at startup speeds.

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Hey everyone! I built BribeAI over a weekend as a joke about our relationship with AI. The idea is simple: if AI ever takes over, maybe a small bribe could save you. Try the free path first — the execution messages are honestly the best part. My favorite: "No payment detected. No mercy detected. Correlation confirmed." There's also a hidden easter egg if you bribe a specific mathematical amount. Let me know if you find it. Would love to hear your feedback on the humor and any execution messages that made you laugh. And if you've built an AI product, the ad grid has open slots — hit the Contact link on the site.

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