Generate Meditation

Hey Product Hunt! I Just launched a website that generates you a highly personalized meditation guide - because generic "breathe and be present" meditation guides are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. I built this after one too many meditation apps told me to "observe my thoughts like clouds" while my upstairs neighbor was apparently teaching their elephant to riverdance at 2AM. Serotonin generates weirdly specific meditation guides for whatever chaos you're dealing with. Type in your actual problem - "my boss is a micromanaging nightmare" or "I can't stop doomscrolling Twitter" - and get guidance that doesn't pretend your specific brand of suffering is solved by counting breaths. No more one-size-fits-all zen guide. This is meditation that acknowledges your reality, however messy it is. Try it out and tell me the strangest situation you've used it for. I'll be here answering questions and probably meditating on another launch anxiety.