DeskVent
Cheaper than therapy, barely!
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Cheaper than therapy, barely!
3 followers
Hate your job? Maybe mess around on deskvent.online because it's the only therapy you can afford. At DeskVent we are not giving you another productivity tool or making you sign up for a mental health app subscription, we are simply creating a place where you can take out your frustration without being called by the HR!
Hey Product Hunt!
Ever wanted to scream into the digital void instead of replying-all to that passive-aggressive email? Welcome to DeskVent — the therapy session your workplace doesn't know you need.
We built a whole suite of tools for the gloriously frustrated office worker. Here's what you're getting:
🗳️ Daily Voting: Cast your vote on the daily workplace mood poll. See how miserable (or miraculously happy) your fellow desk dwellers are — updated live-ish, because even our servers need coffee breaks.
💬 Daily Thread: An anonymous, ephemeral chat to scream into. Messages vanish at midnight like your motivation on Mondays. No names, no judgment, no HR.
🔥 Meeting Cost Calculator: Watch your company literally burn money in real-time. "That could've been an email" — now with dollar signs and a fire animation. Great for passive-aggressively sharing your screen.
📧 Email Subject Scorer: Paste your subject line, get brutally roasted. We'll tell you if it screams "spam folder" or "passive-aggressive masterpiece" — plus better alternatives you can steal.
🗑️ Digital Shredder: Type that email you'll never send. The one telling your boss what you really think. Then watch it get incinerated in glorious slow-motion. Catharsis, meet confetti.
🗣️ Jargon Translator: Translate "I'm busy" into "I'm currently at capacity leveraging bandwidth for mission-critical synergies" — or decode the corporate hieroglyphics back to human. The AI will also roast you for free.
☢️ Toxic Workplace Detector: Paste that job description that wants a "rockstar ninja in a fast-paced environment" and watch the red flags light up. We'll score it from "Probably Safe" to "RUN."
All this only at→ deskvent.online
Built by people who survived too many "quick syncs."