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Have you ever wanted to gurgle penises without your friends calling you gay? Now you can. The No-Homo Chip™ uses patented Quantum™ NFC technology to emit a constant field of plausible deniability around the wearer — keeping you officially, verifiably heterosexual, no matter how many balls you gurgle!
No-Homo Forever!Never let your friends get away with calling you gay again!
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Hey — I built this because my friend sucked a dick and then said "no homo" and I thought, what if that actually held up? So I built the infrastructure. The No-Homo Chip™ is a Quantum™ NFC chip that emits a field of plausible deniability. Subscribe, wear the chip, and you're covered for up to 10 dicks a month. Go over your quota? Sorry — that's gay. There's also an Unlimited tier for power users...
No-Homo Forever!Never let your friends get away with calling you gay again!