Why use this: Mute outrage bait before it rents space in your head. Set trigger words, soften the spikes, get your focus back. Time: 60–90s · Best for: feeds and news · Tip: cap it at 3 triggers, not 30.

Fake-Fast Detector checks the stuff marketing ignores: HTML TTFB, cacheability, cookie-on-HTML, DOM/script weight, a hero/LCP sanity hint, and quick asset timing. Paste a URL, hit Probe, and get a paste-ready summary + JSON. It’s built for reality checks.

The Slop Index tells you how much writing smells like oatmeal or corporate brochure paste. It reads the room—repetition, buzzword foam, cliché fingerprints, hedgey language, passive dodgeball, sentence rhythm, paragraph sameness, and grade level.