Depressed by the lack of creative use of technology in the world, we decided to install the Internet into our sneakers.

FINALLY you can pay bills with crypto. Credit card bills / Mortgage payments / Student loans / Utilities / TAXES!! A huge step towards being able to break free from banks!

Our lighter is a bold new way to combat inflation. And when your grandchildren ask, “Mom, Dad, what did you do during the hyperinflation of the 2030s?” you can proudly say, “We smoked it!”