Your AI pair programmer agrees with everything you write.
Sally doesn't.
6 tools in your terminal and IDE: roast your code (scored 0-10 with real fixes), explain legacy spaghetti, refactor with before/after diffs, review PRs before you merge, brainstorm architecture, and audit your frontend.
One command: npx @cynicalsally/cli roast .
Works as a CLI and MCP server in Claude Code, Cursor, and Windsurf. Built for developers who'd rather hear the truth than "looks great!"
You've been warned
ENGINEERED FOR 3AM:
Auto-Dim Interface: The screen dims to near-black the moment you start recording.
No blinding light, no waking up fully.
Smart Silence Detection: Just start talking.
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Wake up to a full transcript, AI dream analysis, and unique artwork generated from your dream.
Dreams fade in 60 seconds. DreamOn catches them before they're gone.
Record from your Lock Screen, no unlocking, no typing. The screen auto-dims. When you stop talking, it saves. A soft ping confirms. Go back to sleep.
By morning:
📝 Full transcript
🎨 AI-generated dream art
💭 One insight to carry with you
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