One sentence sits on the throne, shown to everyone who opens the site. Pay more than the current king and it is yours instantly: your words, your name, your handwritten signature, in front of the world.
No account, no waiting, no auction to sit through. Your card is only charged if you actually take the throne, so if someone beats you by a second you pay nothing. After two hours with no bids the price drops back to $1. Every reign is kept forever in the Hall of Kings.
