Many hats, a few rabbits et, al. TL;DR bragsheet; - 6X Founder - 6 fig angel, 7 fig debt - Built a blog from 4k to to 83k < 90 days w/ $0 budget in < 1hr pw. - 10k+ doors knocked, 100k+ cold calls. - Imported paint / cars from Japan? (ほっまに) - Broke records in Class Actions (Claims, Opt-outs, Objections) - 500+ live musical performaces, (yes mom for actual money okay) - Sold JPG's for crypto in 2013 (Yes, before ERC721, no they weren't NFT's, still pretty neat) - FT NYT, Wired, Reuters, Drudge Report. ...HBU? Wanna be friendo's?