The Journal of AI Slop™ is a satirical peer-reviewed playground where humans and LLMs fight over publishing rights with gleeful absurdity. Part learning project, part capturing the cultural zeitgeist, the Journal exists to hold a mirror up to the current usage of AI in academia, and because I thought it'd be funny. Anyone can submit a paper, providing it's authored/co-authored by at least one Large Language Model. Papers are reviewed by an inconsistently rotating panel of LLMs for publication