pintu singh

This release doesn t add content - it sharpens the chaos.

What s new in v1.1:

• Improved pixel font + larger text for better readability

• Visible mute toggle on home & header (DMCA-safe for streamers)

• New Progressive mode: starts at 20 buttons, adds 15 each round

• Clearer win screen with sarcastic stat microcopy + bigger NEXT ROUND

• Share your shame helper text for easier bragging/suffering

• Short descriptions for modes & difficulty (no instructions, just vibes)

• Explicit disclaimer: this game is intentionally chaotic and unfair

• Per-round variation (movement, timing, micro layouts) without new mechanics

• Faster feedback (75ms transitions) no animations blocking clicks

• Better dark-mode visibility for button numbers

If you played earlier and felt confused in the bad way, v1.1 should feel confusing in the right way.

Guys, honestly: on our own, we only find 10 20 problems per month. That's not enough, and we've hit a ceiling.

To encourage real experimentation, we re offering 5 million free tokens on first API usage so devs and teams can test Alpie Core over Christmas and the New Year.

Alpie Core is a 32B reasoning model trained and served at 4-bit precision, offering 65K context, OpenAI-compatible APIs, and high-throughput, low-latency inference.

If you were evaluating or using a model like this:
What would you benchmark first?
What workloads matter most to you?
What comparisons would you want to see?