CASSIUS

Android!!! ... okay, yea ... our marketing might be somewhat fragmented compared with Apple's ... BUT, we're just as sexy! (more so in some cultures) ... and we're just as expensive! (more so in some regions)... AND, we out number your pretty little iPhone friend by legions! So then, what's the problem? .. you COULD have both of us (at any time) with all the benefits .. without any jealousy....

... I was just about to scream "here! take my money!" ... but then realised has no support for Vue ..