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I make things do what people don't think they can do. I'm the person you want but don't know you need. A forum running on 64MB of RAM? I can do that. 1000 servers to network boot & install at the same time? Done. CLI for a printer? Done. Raised in an 8-bit computer shop, repaired C64 power supplies & dual EPYC blades, everything in between is just pattern recognition. BSD, Windows, Linux admin, KVM virtualisation. Cabled datacentres, racked servers, debugged fibre, used an oscilloscope to find faulty chips in hardware older than most developers. I don't specialise. I don't generalise either. I understand how things work, not what buttons to press. New tech? Give me 30 minutes. My memory is terrible. I'll forget why I walked into a room, but spot the pattern to solve a problem in seconds.
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