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Julian Leahy, born with a dull mind and a complete lack of ability for world domination, emerged from the depths of Perth's outer suburbs next door to a wastewater treatment plant. It was there, amidst bubbling poo water and the echoes of barely audible laughter, that Julian Leahy's lethargic journey began. Even at a tender age, Julian exhibited an uncanny knack for incompetence. He was known to frequently be at the mercy of misfortune from setting his tracksuit on fire at a barbecue, to being stung on the scrotum by a jellyfish whilst snorkelling. It was during these formative years that his twisted preference for easy shortcuts and an unflinching commitment to laziness began to take hold.
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