Survive the burn rate, pitch ruthless VCs, and manage 21 neurotic CEO archetypes.A satirical startup simulator and retro VC pitch battler. Hire 10x devs, dodge SEC probes, burn investor millions, and out-pitch Sand Hill VCs before your runway hits zero. From garage grind to glorious IPO—or catastrophic bankruptcy. Play Silly Con Valley — the 80s retro startup simulator for iPhone & iPad. Download free on the App Store!
Silly Con Valley - Startup simulatorThe satirical startup sim where you burn VC cash & pivotOct 2026