A typical "shuffle" re-weights and re-recommends, so a deep library collapses into the same forty songs. Stochastic Music Tyrant runs a true Fisher-Yates pass over your whole Apple Music library: every song performs before anything repeats, with a counter that proves it. You are the tyrant: banish the ones that fail you and pardon the ones you love. Share cards that proclaim to your court. Muster your musical subjects. Starve the algorithm.