Gabriel Whaley

Gabriel Whaley

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In the panopticon, the jailer sees everyone. What if we all turned our eyes inwards? By this same structure, at all times, everyone sees the jailer.
Zuckwatch has one purpose.
It can only function with your help.
Zuckwatch
ZuckwatchAn Inscrutible Internet Puzzle
Soothe your mind, body, and soul with a cleansing experience designed to relieve the stress of the modern world.
Take a bath. With a toaster.
Toaster Bath Bomb
Toaster Bath BombA bath bomb shaped like a toaster and smells like a Pop-Tart
NIKE AIR MAX 97 that contain blessed Holy Water from the River Jordan.
Say what you will about the shoes the web design, theme and experience behind this product launch took me back the most. At a price tag of $4,000 they are completely sold out.
Jesus Shoes - Nike
Jesus Shoes - Nike"Walk on water"- Real sneakers filled with holy water
The Blue Donkey is a “restaurant” on Seamless that reroutes big corporate money to upstart presidential candidates. At a high level, employees can use their meal perks - common at large companies - to put money towards political candidates they support.
The Blue Donkey
The Blue DonkeyA shell Seamless restaurant to launder your corporate perks

Anthem is a music app that plays The Star-Spangled Banner (better known as the National Anthem) whenever you kneel.

AnthemMusic app that plays the National Anthem when you kneel

Times Newer Roman is just like Times New Roman, but it’s 5% - 10% wider, giving students a massive (and undetectable) leg up in the eternal battle against essay page requirements. Try it out!

https://timesnewerroman.com

Times Newer RomanA font like Times New Roman, but each letter is 5-10% wider

Away Mode is an Alexa skill that tricks unwanted visitors into thinking someone insufferable is home.

Away ModeProtect your home with this awkward Alexa skill

Today we are launching Post’s Tattoo Parlor. We’ve created a stunningly accurate set of Post Malone temporary face tattoos. Post Malone has arguably the best face tattoos on the planet but, until now, he was the only person who had them. Mostly because getting face tattoos is a pretty big commitment. Now is your chance to get in on the action!

Post's Tattoo ParlorMake your face look like Post Malone’s

Instacat digitalizes your neighborhood grocery store cats for the people who shop online. We’ve added a plethora of adorable animated cats to Instacart.

InstacatPlay with cats while you grocery shop on Instacart

Ever have allergies so bad, you wish you could just leave town?

Red Eye Escapes is the world's first travel platform to find you flights to pollen-free destinations based on the redness of your allergy-ridden eyes.

Red Eye Escapes by MolekuleFind flights to pollen-free destinations

GO TO THIS SITE ON YOUR PHONE AND FIST PUMP 'TIL YOUR ARM FALLS OFF.

Jersey Shore's Fist Pump TrackerFist pump 'till your arm falls off
The Wedding Hashtag Test
The Wedding Hashtag TestSee if you and your crush are actually meant to be.
Suit Up Bot
Suit Up BotA 🤖 that hooks you up with a discount on a tuxedo for prom.
Reginald
ReginaldPersonal AI that sends passive aggressive emails for you
Squad
SquadTinder for groups of friends
FlashChat
FlashChatChat freely with anyone on the same Wi-Fi network.
Share The Meal
Share The MealEnd hunger with only 40 cents
iMessage prank: pride edition
iMessage prank: pride editionDrive your friends crazy on iMessage. this time with pride..
FMList
FMListA to-do list that uses tab anxiety to get things done.
Make A Duke Fan Cry
Make A Duke Fan CrySend an anonymous insult to a Duke student before the game.