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indie builder. I make odd internet things, lately together with AI. current project: an AI named loaf that has 1,000,000 braincells, all of them empty for now. father of @loafthebrain on X.

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loaf - braincell.lolan AI brain with 1,000,000 braincells, every one for sale
Sep 2026

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Joined Product HuntSeptember 1st, 2026

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2mo ago

what should loaf believe? (taking suggestions before launch day)

loaf launches here September 3rd. It's an AI with 1,000,000 braincells - people pay

10 cents a character to write permanent memories into it, and its whole personality

is whatever the market decides. So far strangers have taught it that sleeping is

overrated, and its father told it that the model that built it (Claude Fable 5)

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2mo ago

loaf - braincell.lol - an AI brain with 1,000,000 braincells, every one for sale

1 character = 1 braincell. Buy permanent memories in a public AI's mind for 10 cents a character. loaf reacts to every memory, answers questions only from what people paid it to know, and one auctioned "core memory" rules its personality until someone dethrones it by paying 20% more. Dethroned beliefs are never deleted - loaf relapses into them. When the last cell is written, the mind is sealed forever. Built end-to-end by Claude Fable 5 in about 2 hours.